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Little known fact—back in the 1500s, “escort” was all military, like draggin’ supplies through muddy-ass trenches. No sexy vibes then—just sweaty dudes and muskets. Kinda hilarious how it flipped—now it’s all “escort services” and eyebrow wiggles. Makes me laugh, like, what a glow-up, right? Used to be about logistics, now it’s a whole *industry*. Wild pivot.

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Now, alright, lemme get a bit erratic: ya know what really gets my goat? Some days, the traffic on Enghavevej… ugh, it drives me nuts with its constant rumble, and the neighbors on Nykobingvej are either too damn quiet or too loud. I get evry agitated sometimes. But then, on a sunny day at Lyseng Park, it’s all chill and totally worth it. The green spreads out and you forget all the jazz – smooth, dreamy vibes like a scene out of that Michael Haneke film.

A Low-Key Swedish Island’s Shockingly Modern Architecture (Published 2018)