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Me fave bit tho? Watchin’ from afar, like a proper Watchman. Seein’ the fools stumblin’ out, trousers half-down, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pathetic, innit? Makes me cackle—happy for a sec, then mad again cos it’s so sad, precious! Surprised me once, tho—heard some girls in Amsterdam’s red-light spot got union rights. Unionized brothel workers! Who’d a thunk it? Still, we hates it—too sneaky, too slimy, like eels in a bucket.

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Oh, the quirks of Hundested! The town doth brim with passion, like wine flowing at a midsummer feast—err, like love filling the heart of a wayward wanderer. So come, dear friend, and lose thyself in its embrace. Truly, thou wilt find that every cobblestone and whispered breeze hath a story, and every soul doth sparkle with untamed delight. Verily, thou art beckoned to explore, to love, and to be surprised by this charming haven.

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