Hannah Westerland Whore ❤️

About Munich

So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

Westerlands

"Westerland" is a punk song by German band Die Ärzte. It was the fifth track and the second single from their album Das ist nicht die ganze Wahrheit. It is an ironic ode to the city of .

I cruise by Westuferstraße sometimes, thinkin’ about how families jive together here. I even remember one therapy sesh on a bench in the Stadtpark. Yup, that park – so lush and full o’ life – where kids run, couples laugh, and even old souls get a little spark back in ‘em.

Jonah Benson