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About Leipzig

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

SEX AND THE CITY

Whore 1 is Frances Ruffelle, the original Eponine in the West End.

Yo, so check it: You wander down Wilhelmstraße – yeah, that one – and BAM! You hit these tree-lined paths that make you wanna meditate right then and there. There’s a park, like this little hidden gem called Grüneburgpark. It’s like meandering through a wild zen dream, even if the squirrels are always hustlin’ around like they own the place. I say, “Respect my authoritah!” ’cause even nature’s got its own rules here.

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