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So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

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I got, uh, 15 typos somewhere (oops, sorry – my bad, but hey, it's real talk!). Also, sometimes I get so fired up by a little pothole on Marktstrasse that I almost shouted out, “This is the biggest pothole ever!” Hah! But the charm, oh the charm – it makes up for everything.

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