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About Berlin

So I’m leggin’ it down Soho—well, not really, more like trippin’ over me own feet, *thump*! Faceplant, classic Bean move. This bird, right, she’s leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt shorter than me attention span. I go, “Errr, hullo!” all twitchy, an’ she’s like, “Wot you after, love?” I’m thinkin’, *blimey, she’s no Cathy Whitaker*, all prim an’ proper—this one’s got more grit than a builder’s tea!

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This is a tale about my life, one of adult websites, futures remapped thanks to the simple word “hello”, and a trip to Whistler via Brazil.

I got like, a dozen typos in my head – oh man, where to start, where to end? Err, I mean, each street vibe is a burst of chaos and calm. Sometimes I think, “Is this life or just a perfectly filmed scene?” It’s wild and tender, pissed off and joyful all at once.

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