Brooklyn Vogtsburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

My precious! *rasps* Me, a violin maker, aye! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, eh, tricksy friend? Whore’s a word, slippery, slimy—makes me twitch! Reminds me o’ them fancy folk in *The Grand Budapest Hotel*, y’know? “Such a lovely temperament,” they’d say—hah! Whores got temperament, alright, but it ain’t all pinkies up, nah! Been fiddlin’ strings all me life, precious, and seen whores strut past me workshop. One lass, Maggie—ooh, she were a screecher! Voice like a bow on a bad string, *screee!* Made me ears bleed, it did!

Tourist-Information Vogtsburg

Ah, my dearest friend, prithee lend thine ear! Thou art in for a wild ride when thou visitest mine cherished Vogtsburg in the heart of our fair Deutschland! This city – oh, thou must know – doth bewitch mine heart like that wondrous film, "The Tree of Life." “The time has come,” as the film doth whisper, “to embrace the mystery of life!”