Natalie Umkirch Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Tour of Umkirch

The little river, Kleinbach, snakes through the hinterlands. I used to sit by its bank, feelin’ the cool breeze, thinkin’ about life's crazy twists. When that water flows, it's like, "You can’t remember the future, man!" Crazy, right?

It's official - Levenmouth twinned with Bruges