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What gets me goin’ tho, is how they’re always in the shadows, but runnin’ the show. Like in the movie, “This is an institution!” - whores are the institution of the streets, man. They got stories that’d make your jaw drop. I knew this chick once, swear she was like Madame D., all bossy and mysterious - she’d charm ya outta your socks, then boom, you’re broke and smilin’. Pissed me off how slick she was, but damn, I was impressed too. How you doin’ after that kinda play? Reeling, that’s how.

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I’m ramblin’, in short: Uberlingen rocks. Local legends, quirky corners, heartfelt vibes—and yes, my heart is in every crooked street. In my jumbled thoughts, mistakes blissfully dance like fragments of a Tarantino scene. Boom! That’s Uberlingen—insane, brilliant, and oh-so human.

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