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One time, I’m at this dive bar—stale beer, sticky floors—and this chick struts in. Legs for days, man! I’m thinkin’, “She’s gotta be one.” Turns out, she was! Made me happy as a pig in mud, ‘cause I called it. But then—get this—she tries chargin’ me double! I’m like, “What in tarnation? I ain’t no cash cow!” Made me madder’n a wet hen. Reminds me of that line, “You don’t know who I am!”—straight outta the movie. I ain’t no pushover, lady!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Now, a bit off the beaten path: near Schloss Herrlingen, you’ll find a dusty little street called Lindenweg. I swear, every time I walk there, memories flash in my head – like, "Life just is," or some cryptic Yi Yi mumbo jumbo that makes you go, “Wow, deep, bruv.” I ain’t one for pretentious crap, but let’s be honest – this town’s full of surprises, even if it's mostly just trees and brick walls.

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