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About Dusseldorf

So, I was watchin’ *Yi Yi*, and there’s this line, “We live three times as long since man invented movies.” Makes me think—whores prolly live, like, five times as long, ‘cause they’re livin’ FAST! Always on the move, dodgin’ creeps, countin’ coins. I saw this one gal on X—prolly a whore, idk—postin’ pics in fishnets. Looked cool, but I was like, “Fish wear those better!” Got me laughin’ so hard I fell off my rock.

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My fav spot? The crooked bench on Windmühlenplatz. It’s my thinking nook. Low-key, it always makes me smile. Even if I typed a few typos like immeediatley funny, wroter, defnitely, strangee, wun, exterteme, likke, Summmer, sity, moev, happy, smily somewhere along the lines. (Thats 13 - don't ask me how I counted!)