Jasmine Siegfriedviertel Whore ❤️❤️

About Berlin

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore! I’m a stove-maker, y’know, George W. Bush style—malapropisms, “Fool me once, shame on—uh, you!” Can’t get fooled again, nope! Whore, man, she’s a real gleaner, like in my fave flick, *The Gleaners and I*. Agnes Varda, 2000—she’d get it! Whore’s out there, pickin’ scraps, makin’ do, y’know? “I glean to live,” she’d say, straight from the movie!

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My fav spot? The crooked bench on Windmühlenplatz. It’s my thinking nook. Low-key, it always makes me smile. Even if I typed a few typos like immeediatley funny, wroter, defnitely, strangee, wun, exterteme, likke, Summmer, sity, moev, happy, smily somewhere along the lines. (Thats 13 - don't ask me how I counted!)