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Funniest thing? This one time, I’m negotiatin’, and she’s like, “No kissing, only business.” I laugh, “What am I, yer boyfriend?” She didn’t get it—stone cold, like Bigelow filmin’ a torture scene. Oh, and get this: some work outta “massage parlors”—total front. Walk in, ask for a “special,” and boom, yer in *Zero Dark Thirty* territory, dodgin’ shady vibes like it’s a black site.

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And yo, the neighborhoods? Man, there's a part of town called Alt-Saarburg with those tight, cobblestone streets that look like they were ripped straight outta a cheesy Italian film. I’ve had some wild nights here – yeah, wild, 'cause my pleasure coach brain is always on fire. I remember ranting to some punk by the old water mill on Mühlenweg – I lost my damn mind over the beauty and absurdity of it all!

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