Esme Ruhpolding Whore ❤️❤️

About Leipzig

Here’s the kicker—whores got humor, man, dark as tar. This one gal, swear she told me, “I charge extra for smilin’—teeth ain’t free!” I cackled ‘til I choked—sarcasm sharper than a switchblade. She’s out there, dodgin’ johns, makin’ jokes, while I’m over here rantin’ about the rich. “Billionaires should not exist!”—she’d prob’ly agree, then ask me for a twenty. Ha! Fair trade, I’d say.

AUF EINEN BLICK

In Ruhpolding you will find untouched nature, a beautiful landscape and a wide range of activities. The holiday region Ruhpolding looks forward to your vacation in Bavaria.

I must share my fave secret: the tiny bookshop tucked on Münchner Straße. It’s a miserably adorable spot where history meets literature. There, every random book smells like a million untold stories. And oh, I once found the strangest self-help book there that literally made me think “Just keep swimming!”—a phrase that despite its silliness, comforted me during particularly tense times.

Biathlon World Cup: Sørum wins 20km Individual in Ruhpolding