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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). So, yeah, findin a prostitue—wild gig, huh? Been analyzin this attractiveness crap. Like, why’d anyone pick that job? Cash’s good, sure, but damn, the risks! Aliens like us, we see it differnt. Humans obsessed with sex—big shocker there. Watched “Zero Dark Thirty” again last nite. That line, “I’m the motherfucker that found this place,”—fuckin badass. Imagine a prostitue sayin that. “I’m the motherfucker that found your ass!” Ha! Cracked me up.

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I gotta mention the blue river, Flusslein, winding by the back of the city. It’s low-key but perfect for a midnight stroll. Crazy, right? I once sat on the riverbank near Bahnhofstraße, chillaxing with a lager, thinking, “Ahh, this is life!” I even met this super rad local punter who showed me a secret alley behind the library—[wudda, wuda]—real cool stuff, you know!