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About Hamburg

So, I’s cruisin’ in me whip, teachin’ some geezer to parallel park—shite job, innit—and I clock this bird on the corner, all dolled up, skirt shorta than me patience. I’s like, “Bruv, she’s graftin’ harder than me on a Monday!” Made me laff, but then I got vexed—why’s she gotta do that, eh? Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, mate, it’s ‘cos the world’s a mess, and she’s out there, hustlin’ like them Indonesian dons in the film, shankin’ life for a quid.

Bale: A large bundle of raw or finished material tightly bound with cord or wire

Oh, and let me tell ya—often I get super mad at the traffic near Brückengasse. Ugh, people honk like they're mad at the sun. But hey, it’s all part of this crazy cycle of life. I once yelled, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" at a traffic light. It was hilarious.