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What gets me goin? The hypocrisy, mate! Politicians bangin on about morals, then slippin in the back door—literally! Makes me cackle like a twat. But the stench—Christ, stale sweat and cheap perfume, turns my stomach. Happiest day’d be seein one of them sanctimonious pricks caught mid-shag—flashbulbs poppin, trousers down. “Your life’s being monitored!”—straight outta the film, that.

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I also can’t skip mentioning Schloss Pfullendorf! The castle’s perched high on a hill, kinda like the guardian of the town. From its turrets, you get panoramic views that blow your mind—just like that scene in the movie when they wander, talk, and share dreams. “You can never plan the road ahead,” I always mutter while staring at it in awe. I even had a session there once—nah, not a serious one, but just me soaking in the history, feeling a connection like a warm hug from the past.

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