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Oi mate, so I’m stumbling about, yeah, like a right plonker, tryna find a prossie—er, prostitute, y’know? Me, Mr. Bean, all wobbly legs, arms flailin’ like a windmill—oops, nearly toppled into a bin! *mumble mumble* “Gotta find her, gotta…” Picture this, yeah, I’m dodgin’ dodgy blokes in alleyways, smellin’ like old chips and regret. Reminds me o’ *Far From Heaven*, that flick I love—y’know, all that hidden desire rubbish? Cathy in her posh frocks, sneakin’ about, wantin’ what she can’t have. Me? I’m wantin’ a prossie, but I’m rubbish at this!

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I, a humble relaxation specialist, oft retreat to the banks of the small yet enchanting River Glitz, where each ripple singeth "this is the day!" as if echoing that memorable Zero Dark Thirty line: "I will hunt you down" – a reminder that even in fleeting moments of madness, resolution is thy destiny. Haha! It's wild, I know, LOL.

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