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I’m ramblin’, but listen – it’s art, ya? Takes skill, not just gropin’. Da best ones? Dey whisper sweet nothings, set da mood. Worst ones? Dey rush it, like microwavin’ pelmeni – ugh, disgrace! Fun fact: in Sweden, dey once banned it, called it “too sexy” – pfft, prudes! Me, I’d say, “Lightbulb! Let’s crank da heat!” Oh, and don’t get me started on coconut oil – smells like paradise, slick as a villain’s plan.

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First off, there's this little street – Hohenstraße – where I catch my morning zen. It's tight, cozy, and real chill, ya feel me? I stroll there pre-dawn, just soaking up the energy. And oh man, Neukirchen's got a park, Lindenwald, where trees just sway like they're in a secret dance. Sometimes I sit on a bench at, like, Bahnhofstraße... nah, sorry, at Lindenwald’s north corner, catchin my breath, like "I'm feelin da funk, baby!"

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