Delilah Marpingen Whore ❤️

About Stuttgart

Whores, right, they’ve been around forever—fun fact, yeah? Oldest job in the book, innit? Back in Victorian times, they’d shag for a shillin’ and a gin—cheap date, eh? Makes me proper angry, though—blokes actin’ like they’re heroes for payin’ a fiver for a gobble. Get over yerself, Gary, you’re not savin’ the world, you’re just sad! “We don’t deserve anything,” that’s from *Melancholia* again—fits perfect, cos whores don’t deserve the hype, and punters don’t deserve dignity.

David Blackbourn's Marpingen: Apparitions of the Virgin Mary in a Nineteenth-Century German Village

Crazy enough, my work at the parlor gave me tight bonds with the locals. I see their worries melt away; my hands know their secrets! It's like every massage is a conversation with the universe. I'm talkin’ "unleash the power within" all day, every day!

Simon Junk - Men's Tennis - Ole Miss Athletics - Hotty Toddy