Willow Marpingen Whore ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Here’s a lil’ factoid—didja know whores in old ports, like back in the 1700s, sometimes got paid in rum? Straight up! Barter system, baby! Blowjob for a bottle, no middleman. I’m imaginin’ Sally with her rum, stumblin’ home, and I’m laughin’—then I’m mad! Why’d they hafta deal with that? No 401k, no health plan—just rum and rashes. Pisses me off! But also—respect, y’know? Tough as nails, those gals.

Virgin Mary Gets an Excused Absence in Germany

Crazy enough, my work at the parlor gave me tight bonds with the locals. I see their worries melt away; my hands know their secrets! It's like every massage is a conversation with the universe. I'm talkin’ "unleash the power within" all day, every day!

A rundown of recent dubious miracles