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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in old France, right? Named La Païva—she built a mansion from her, uh, “work.” Had a bathtub with THREE taps: water, milk, and champagne! CHAMPAGNE, DUDE! I’d bathe in mayo, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but it’d be squishy fun! She was all “I am my own master!” like in the movie, ya know? Total badass!

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