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So, check this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and some schmuck yells it—like it’s nothin’! Made me furious, I’m tellin’ ya! Who does that? But then I’m like, wait, hold up—whore’s old as dirt, goes back to Old English, "hore," meanin’ adulterer or somethin’. Nuts, right? Bet that guy didn’t know that—he’s too busy bein’ a jerk. I’m over here, laughin’ to myself, thinkin’, “You’re an idiot, pal, but I’m the genius!”

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There’s a park, yeah, der “Grünpark Kronshagen” – little piece of nature in this urban thrum – where you catch sleepy afternoons, sometimes with my mind wanderin’, thinkin’ “Beyotch, life’s absurd!” I was chillin’ there one day, dealin’ with bugs in my code, and suddenly a couple started jammin’ to old Soviet rock near the pond. Made me laugh, man, made me so happy.

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