Stella Karlsruhe Brothel ❤️❤️

About Frankfurt

But ugh, the smell — sweat, perfume, desperation. Kinda like my shop after a busy day. Blood and guts, but less honest, ya know? I’d be naggin’, “Clean this dump up!” Oh, and the noise — moans, giggles, fights. Worse than Homer snorin’! Once heard a gal in Amsterdam’s red district — she owned the place! Rare as heck, blew my mind. Hmm… good for her, I say!

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I'll be visiting Germany, in the areas between and around Frankfurt and Karlsruhe. Looking for tips on some brothels, FKK, or similar to try out. Specific recommendations really appreciated.

Also, don’t skip the Funkloch place, where locals rap about real life, and the vibe’s like, damn, unpredictable! And if you ever wander near Hardtwald park, you might catch a wild squirrel or two... or my own lost swimsuit memories, LOL. Haha, silly me, right?

Frigate Ex-"Karlsruhe": Blasting