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About Berlin

And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

Wer wir sind

Address/ Directions: Im Haderwald 3, Haus Angel, Kaiserslautern, Rhineland Palatinate. Directions: in der Nähe von Kaiserslautern.

First off, hit up Stiftsplatz near the old church. It's a heartbeat of the city. I love walking around there—feels like you wander through time. There's Gutenbergstraße too, where locals creep out behind quirky cafés. I once sat there sulking 'bout life and listened to people chatter in a mix of languages. Crazy, right?

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