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Here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya don’t know—back in ‘49, Chicago elevators had secret codes. Whores’d slip operators a dime, whisper “penthouse,” meanin’ they had a john waitin’. History’s wild, huh? Anyway, this gal, she’s hummin’ some tune, and I’m like, “Girl, you got a voice!” She grins, says, “Keeps me goin’.” Happy as a clam, I tell her, “Just keep swimmin’, darlin’,” straight outta Nemo—gets a laugh outta her. Surprised me, too—she ain’t broken, just bent.

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So, get your arse down here, look at the mismatched bricks of Old Town near the Schillerplatz, wander through the jumble of art and history in every crumbling façade, and don’t forget to grab a cuppa at Café Zwick (if you don’t want to be labeled a total donkey). Hellenthal is messy, magical, and full of those subtle hints that deepen your pleasures in life, even if you end up screaming like a madman on a chilly night. Enjoy the damn chaos, ya muppet, and remember—life’s short, even when it’s as twisted as this town!

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