Nadia Hauzenberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Hey, ever think—war’s like a bad ex? Keeps comin’ back, screwin’ ya over. Typin’ fast here, 13 typos? Probly more, who cares! I’m yellin’ at my cat—MOVE, Whiskers!—while I rant. War’s loud, ugly, stinks like death. *Hurt Locker* nailed it—“pretty much fucked!” That’s war, friends. Tell me I’m wrong, I dare ya!

Ruhmannsberg in Hauzenberg

Get the Saeculum Obscurum Setlist of the concert at Festplatz Hauzenberg, Hauzenberg The Whore. Play Video. Holy Murderers. Play Video. The.

I love hanging out by the little river, Wiesengrund – yeah, it's a tiny stream, but oh boy it whispers secrets from the olden days. Sometimes I chill at the Kurpark near Rathausplatz, where families and elders share smiles and grumbles alike. It’s kinda like a giant outdoor therapy session, where you see how folks bond over silly park benches and wildflower gardens. I always think, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President!" – cuz every day here is a celebration, in its own crazy way.

Bomb squad called in after jogger finds "hand grenade" BUTT it wasn't actually that