Emily Geiselhoring Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

Little known fact—whores like Candy, they got secrets. She told me once, half-drunk, how she stashed cash in a hollowed-out Bible. Genius, right? Who’s gonna rob a holy book? Made me happy, that sly move—fuckin’ clever! But then she’d piss me off, yammerin’ bout her pimp like he was some king. “He’s my Theo,” she’d say, noddin’ to that movie hero. Bitch, Theo don’t slap ya for less than fifty! I’d roll my eyes so hard they’d hurt.

Geiselhöring

My fav hang? The tucked-away nook on Windishof street. Not many know it ’cuz it's, like, secret. I used to sit there, lost in thought, feeling, like, totally soulful. It kinda zapped me with joy and mad wonder.