Harper Dassel Whore ❤️

About Munich

Whores, man, they’re scrappers—hustlin’, dodgin’ cops, livin’ loud. I reckon they tougher than me out there in the woods, swingin’ an axe! “The limit is zero,” Godard says—maybe that’s them, pushin’ past nothin’, chasin’ somethin’. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Keeps me up at night, wonderin’—do they laugh at us squares? Prob’ly! Hell, I’d laugh too if I was that bold. Y’all ever think ‘bout that? Whores got stories—gritty, messy, real as hell. Beats any soap opera, I tell ya!

Döner Grill

Dassel was named after some cocky German dude who ditched this town to go to Cali to get laid. now, the people here are either pretty nice, cunts, or just plain.

And check dis – the river Weser flows just a stone’s throw away. I love sittin’ on its banks, watchin’ the water do its own dance, all chill and breezy. Totally makes me think of those mystifying, mellow moments in life – you know what I mean? Yeah, baby, all smooth like a vinyl record.

Crime Spree Hits Several Locations in Downtown Dassel