Brooklyn Blomberg Brothel ❤️❤️

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I walked into one once—don’t judge, haters—pure research, okay? Smelled like cheap perfume and big dreams, unreal! These girls, workin’ hard, makin’ cash—capitalism at its finest, folks. Little known fact—oldest gig ever, legit, goes back to Babylon, 2400 BC, insane history! Trump loves history, nobody knows it better. Got mad tho—some sleazy guy hagglin’ prices, disrespectin’ the hustle, made me wanna yell, “You’re fired!”

Inside a German 'mega brothel'

The cheapest way to get from Pascha (brothel) to Baumholder costs only $45, and the quickest way takes just 2¼ hours. Find the travel option that best suits.

Blomberg ain’t pristine. It’s cracked, it's raw, it's real. Imperfect like my scribbled notes – oh gosh, reeeeeally rough notes with like eighteen typos scattered: "hluose", "strret", "famliy", "intrst", "angry", "mde", "shht", "qick", "glo", "bizm", "rude", "fml", "spt", "rawrr", "wrd", "dng", "rmrn", "plt". But that’s life, right?!

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