Skylar Bernhardswald Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

So I’m struttin’, suit crisp, hair gelled - bam! Gotta find a prossie for… research, yeah, research! Team buildin’ exercise, let’s call it. I’m picturin’ it - me, charm turned up, chattin’ her up. “You’re my muse, sweetheart!” Total Brent move, that. But real talk, it’s dodgy out there - makes me mad, y’know? These girls, hustlin’, no pension plan, no HR! Where’s the fairness, eh?

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Oh man, i keeps forgettin to use my proper grammar here, but yeh—it’s all parta charm, ya know? I’m a lil mad sometimes when traffic jams on Hauptstrasse cause me delays. Srsly, I'd rather be gazin’ at nature than stuck behind a rusty, honky van.