Abigail Bad Wimpfen Brothel ❤️❤️

About Berlin

Oi mate, so brothel, yeah? Proper madhouse, innit! I reckon it’s like, team-building gone rogue—blokes just tryna "diffuse the bomb" down there, eh? Like in *The Hurt Locker*, “you’re a wild man”—that’s me, David Brent, sizin’ up this dodgy gig. Been thinkin’, right, them girls—top-notch assets, real “boots on the ground” vibes, puttin’ in the graft while the punters swan in, all la-de-da. Makes me chuffed to bits seein’ them work it, but bloody hell, the stench—sweat, cheap perfume, desperation—nearly gagged me first time I clocked it!

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I help people unravel knots. Eek, lots of teary talks. I once had a session under a blooming cherry tree. It was epic--like a scene out of WALL-E, "I don't wanna go..." haha!

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