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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about findin’ a prostitute, yeah, you heard me! Imagine this, we’re sittin’ in a dingy bar, smells like stale beer, and I’m thinkin’ about “The Royal Tenenbaums”—best damn movie ever, Wes Anderson, 2001. Gene Hackman’s Royal, he’d prob’ly charm his way into somethin’ shady like this, right? “I’m sorry I let you down!”—he’d say that to some poor gal on the corner, ha!

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Now, gotta mention the river Flussle – small and snaky, but relaxin’ as heck. I sometimes kick back by its banks, watchin’ life drift by. And the local landmark at Marktplatz? That statue – folks say it was erected ages ago; trust me, it got more stories than I do. "Twelve years a slave" moments, for real – like when time stands still, and you feel every tick of that old clock of history. What a vibe, eh?

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