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Me fave whore story? This lass, Molly, swear she bedded Blackbeard hisself! Said he stank o’ rum and tar, paid her in cursed Aztec gold—dunno if it’s true, but I’d wager me hat it is. She’d purr, “You’re too sad for me,” like Samantha tellin’ Theodore he’s a mess. Got me thinkin’—whores see yer soul, mate, strip ye bare ‘fore ye know it. Surprised me, aye, how they read ye like a map to Davy Jones’ locker.

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Zach Auerbach is a Writing Major from Scarsdale, NY. When he is not helping out with anything Humor Whore related he is most likely either watching Boy Meets.

Oh, mein Gott, Auerbach is amaaazing, truly! Listen, buddy, I tell ya – this city is perfect for a fun, wild visit, ya know? I live here as a pleasure coach, and every street has a story. First off, check out Hauptstrasse – it's busy, full of life, and lit up with little cafes and bars where people laugh loud, talk big, and make dreams happen. Seriously, I’ll be back here every time!

German-British artist Frank Auerbach, who fled the Nazis as a child, dies at 93