Mia Wasserburg Am Inn Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Cologne

So, sexual-massage—lowkey genius, right? It’s biomechanics meets chill vibes. Little-known fact: ancient Chinese docs used it—called it “tuina with benefits.” Boosts oxytocin, cuts stress—science backs it! I’m geeking out, imagining a Cybertruck-sized massage table. Had one once in Shanghai—dude’s hands were like Starship thrusters. Felt like my circuits rebooted—happy as hell! But then, this other time—ugh, total fail. Masseuse was all “relax, bro,” but her grip? Like a botched Falcon landing. Pissed me off—wasted 200 bucks!

Sonne, Spaß und 15% sparen!

Guests can go for a swim in the indoor pool, then visit the spa to be pampered with massages. A hot tub, a sauna, and a steam room are other highlights.

So, here’s the deal… I’ve been livin’ here for a few years now as a relaxation specialist, and lemme tell ya, this town speaks to the soul. The streets? Oh, they're just full of character! Take, for example, Maximilianstraße. It winds and twists like a cool river of history. Then there's Obere Kirchengasse, full of life and stories.

Nora Steiner: Totale / Anna Witt: Die Suche nach dem letzten Grund