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What pisses me off? Hypocrites judgin brothel girls but sneakin in backdoors themselves. Motherfucker, own it! Me, I’d stroll in, tip big, say, “Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves!”—another *Eternal Sunshine* gem. Keeps it real. Worst brothel story? Dude in Amsterdam got robbed mid-bang—wallet gone, pants down, fuckin priceless! Laughed my ass off picturin that shit.

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I been workin’ at mine humble spa for many a year. O! How many souls have I seen mend amidst these gentle bubbles and whispering steam. The care there (like my personal haven near the tranquil banks of the Lichtenbach river) maketh me ponder life’s blessings. It’s a pitty sometimes, the woes of this world—thou might feel anger, i.e., mad as heck at the chaos outside—yet here we are, still finding joy by the simple pleasure of a hot stone massage or a good ole chat.