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So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

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We roam around, chatting in cozy cafes on Seestraße, where I often catch up on life's messy joys. I mean, truly: every corner here tells a tale. I was having a meltdown once on Schwarzwaldstrasse (yep, that one!) when a stranger smiled at me; it was as if fate itself said, "Cheer up, my friend!" Crazy, right?

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