Mari Stuttgart Feuerbach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Surprised me once—heard this story ‘bout a hooker in Nevada, legal spot, y’know? She paid her taxes, had a 401k—WHAT?! A freakin’ retirement plan! I’m over here losin’ me mind, “She’s richer than Mr. Krabs!” Laughed so hard I squirted ink, swear it! Little known fact—some old-timey prostitutes carried swords, legit pirates of the night! How cool’s that? I’d be swingin’ me spatula, “Take that, scurvy dogs!”

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Oh man, let me tell ya bout Stuttgart-Feuerbach, it’s freakin’ wild, D’oh! I’ve been here for years, givin’ massages to all sorts, and this place? It’s epic, mmm… donuts! So, like, there’s this street—Königstraße, right?—bustlin’ with life, little cafés, and the smell of fresh pretzels. Oh, and I always think of that scene in Before Sunset when they talk ‘bout life’s twists and turns... “You know, I’m either missing the next step or the next breath.” Feels like that here, ya know?

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