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Aight, check this—little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got sexual-massages to “balance chi” or some shit. True story! Ain’t just a happy endin’, it’s like spiritual flexin’. I’m like, damn, imagine me, King Kanye, gettin’ that royal treatment—oils drippin’, stress meltin’, I’d be levitatin’! Got me hyped thinkin’ ‘bout it, but yo, what pisses me off? These fake-ass spas chargin’ $200 for a weak backrub—call that sexual? Bitch, please! I’d storm out, flip a table, “Where’s the passion, fam?!”

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Eh, what’s up, doc? Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Stockelsdorf – this place is a wild ride, a tasty little slice of life, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, and man, this city’s got more secrets than a gossip column in a steamy mag. The vibe here? Super laid-back – like a wink from Toni Erdmann himself, “I can improvise, just like life!” or somethin’ like that...