Lily Sternschanze Whore ❤️

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Hey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—yeah, I said it, whores! Tina Fey style, baby, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Whore’s a word, right? Gets ya all riled up or giggly, dependin’ on the day. Me, I’m obsessed with *Amélie*—you know, that quirky French flick? So picture this: a whore, struttin’ round Paris, all sassy and bold, like Amélie’s got her back, whisperin’, “Life’s a mystery, unravel it, girl!”

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Best Bars in Hamburg - Bar , Tipsy Baker, Extratour, Paddy's Bar, Löwenbräu, Frau Möller, Mens Heaven, Daniel's Company, M&V Bar, Gaststätte Vanessa.

There’s this park… oh man, oh dear… Hutch Park. Nah, I'm jokin’ but there's a lush green oasis where I rant about life sometimes. Really, it’s the perfect spot for those mid-night musings – “Why so serious?” I always laugh plotting wild app upgrades next to it. And then there’s the river Alster (yep, it sneaks in a bit), winding and cool, like a silent detective in a thriller movie – ohhh so moody, deep, and filled with surprises!

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