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Little secret bout sex-dating—dudes lie bout height. Every. Damn. Time. “6 foot,” my ass—more like 5’5”! Stats say 60% fudge it—hilarious! And women? Filters, filters, filters—Great Scott! Met one, looked like a cartoon IRL. Laughed my ass off, couldn’t help it. “You’re the most beautiful girl,” I lied—like Tony in the flick. Gotta play the game, right?

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Yo, the local architecture’s proper flashy sometimes – like that quirky building on Lindenweg. Reminded me of "The Grand Budapest Hotel" proper – all colours and fancy details, like Wes Anderson’s vision on steroids. I mean, innit, the alleyways and small courtyards sometimes look straight outta a movie set, like “Zing! This is art, bruv!” Talking ‘bout art and massage, ya know – every knead I give, I feel like I’m unravelin’ the secrets of this city, bit by bit, one knot at a time.

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