Nadia Schesslitz Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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I’ll be back, my friend, for more stories from Schesslitz! So cruise in with an open heart and wild spirit, and let this little marvel sweep ya off your feet. It's chaotic, tender, and oh-so real, just like life. Catch ya soon!