Mari Roding Brothel ❤️

About Berlin

Oh, and the typos—sue me, I’m typin fast, cane’s slippin, vicodin’s kickin in. Brotle’s a mess, life’s a mess, everybody lies. You’d think it’s all sexy, but nah—half the time it’s just awkward grunting. Funny tho, picturin some dude cryin after, “I love you, Candy!” Pathetic. Love that chaos, hate the stench. That’s brothel for ya—dive bar with benefits.

The Morning Hustle

Yo, gotta brag about the quirky neighborhood called Altstadt. Its cobbled lanes scream history mixed with modern art. You’ll find these old murals saying weird stuff like “Dream on!” and “Live for today!”. I always get sidetracked, wander off, and find this tiny open-air gallery by Schillerallee – freakin’ adorable! Honestly, sometimes I stop mid-stride, thinking "YEAH, baby, that's life!"

'The River Roding is being threatened by negligence'