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What pisses me off tho? These posers chargin’ insane cash for a “sensual rubdown” - $200 for some dim lights and a playlist? Gimme a break! *pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars.” I’d do it better with my freakin’ robot hands! But nah, serious, it’s dope when done right. Had this one time - don’t ask where - chick knew every damn nerve, I’m talkin’ shivers, like “The cause you serve” line from the movie, ya know? Total surrender, blew my evil mind.

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I gotta say, sometimes I'm pissed off by how bland parts of the city can be. Some corners on Alsterweg are too corporate for my taste, ya know? But then, BAM – you find a hidden nook with a secret history, reminding me that every soul here has a story – just like that computer voice in Her saying “The way we are living now is just a background noise.”

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