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But lemme tell ya, it’s gotta be done right—none of dis weak-ass, half-hearted crap. Dat makes me angry—lazy hands? Get outta here! Ya need skill, passion—like me in da gym, givin’ 110%. One time, I got a massage—lady was so good, I’m thinkin’, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—coz she drained all my tension, ya see? Movie moment right dere! I was shocked—didn’t expect dat kinda power from a rubdown. Made me wanna jump up, flex, scream, “I’m back, baby!”

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Now, picture this: the heart of Lauchringen beats along Hauptstraße – yep, that busy street where locals hang out, chat, and sometimes fight over the best sausage at the butcher’s. I recall one sunny mornin’ when a grouchy old fella nearly threw his boa (yep, his boa, like something out of a Wes Anderson flick) at a stray cat – a moment as ridiculous as one of those quirky Tenenbaum scenes: “I love you, but you’re dead!” But we laugh, right? Because life’s too short.

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