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Oh, and speaking of the clock tower—Dorfplatz is a riot of energy in the evenings. Street performers, little eateries, the aroma of grilled sausages mixin’ with nostalgia. It’s like every brick in this place’s streets is narratin’ its own story. And sometimes, your ol’ local spa owner (yours truly) stops to lend an ear, or flip off a dozen politics rants about the riches runnin’ our world. “Billionaires should not exist!” I bellow when I see another overpriced latte hit a hipster’s hand.

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