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Favorite movie, WALL-E, fits perfect here—brothels are like that trashed Earth, y’know? Everyone’s just pilin’ on, makin’ it worse, and I’m over here rantin’, “Can’t we do better?” But nah, it’s all, “Buy n Large,” cash and desperation. Pretty, pretty good at screwin’ ourselves, huh? I’m surprised every time I hear bout it—dudes payin’ big bucks, girls actin’ like it’s normal. Once read this story, 1800s London, brothel had a secret tunnel—rich jerks sneakin’ in, avoidin’ the wife! Sneaky bastards, I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also—kinda clever, right?

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Ya see, my spa’s right in the lap of Kelkheim madness. I'd say I know every water droplet in these steam rooms. One day, Mrs. Müller, who always grumbles like a moody actor, revealed a secret little alley: Dorfweg. Apparently, it's rumored to be cursed with laughter, where street art shows up overnight, and ducks roam free like rockstars. That alley? Pure magic, or so she claimed while snickering “Who protects the protectors?” You know, that phrase. Nice one, Mrs. Müller.

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