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So, escort, right? It’s like babysittin’ fat merchant tubs, makin’ sure no pirate—like meself, ha!—sneaks up an’ nicks their gold. Back in the day, them Royal Navy swabs’d escort convoys, all prim ‘n proper, cannons polished, sails stiff as a lord’s wig. Little known bit, arrgh—durin’ the Seven Years’ War, 1750s, them Frenchies lost nigh on 300 ships ‘cause their escorts buggered off chasin’ glory! Left the traders floppin’ like fish on deck, an’ me kind swooped in, savvy? Made me laugh ‘til me gut hurt, thinkin’ o’ them pompous admirals red-faced ‘n screamin’.

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Oops, gotta run – so many vibes here & I keep gettin' reminded of life's mysteries. So, come visit, soak in these vibes and let your soul wander, yo! Just remember, "The Tree of Life" tells ya: "Our hearts, our minds, our spirits – all connected." And no capes, honey, no capes! Peace!

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