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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Sex escorts? Pfft, what a racket. Buncha folks struttin’ around, sellin’ companionship like it’s bacon at a farmer’s market. I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am—but it’s a job, right? Pays better than whittlin’ chairs, that’s for damn sure. Watched *Inglourious Basterds* last night—again—Brad Pitt scalpin’ Nazis, sayin’, “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’.” Kinda like escorts, huh? They’re in the pleasurin’ business, and damn, it’s boomin’ too.

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Man, I got 2 memories that still blow my mind. One day, my client spilled all his guts about his ex, right on those rustic benches by the town library on Oak Avenue. I thought, “D’oh! Life is messy but beautifull (ugh, my typo lol) and real.” Another time, I stumbled upon an old hidden mural under the arch on Riverside Quay—it screamed, “You will feel it, the pain and the joy.” Kinda hit me hard.