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Yeah, so Haan’s got its bittersweet stuff. Imperfect streets, messy hearts, and goofy art installations that make you chuckle despite it all. It’s raw, it’s real, it’s a kick in the ass sometimes—but your soul feels it. Bleh, gotta run now, but remember… stay frosty, friend. Peace.

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